Welcome again bruv . To the sweet smell of Hakeem Reviews ! *please clap your hands dear readers , as to indulge in the senses of this little enjoyment that all of us took part in , or you will just be alone * .
To all of those who might think , wonder , or just being curious , or just being plain ignorant that this Hakeem Reviews is all about reviews of movies I've just watched . It's really my point of view though , not that Rotten Tomato thing . So , you are well welcomed , or well allowed , to leave or to continue in reading this narcissistic blog .
First of all .
ATTACK THE BLOCK .
This here is a movie about a group of kids trying to protect their apartment block from an alien attack . It's a good movie I must say , with kids as their castings and they play the role very well . The stunts are good , even though the aliens are a little bit strange and awkward (what do you expect ? they're aliens of course they're fucking weird) and that .... will come across your mind .
The storyline is good . With the whole scenario happens in only one night . Not a long winded movie , very straight to the point . And hey , they got the fat dude in Paul , and Shaun of The Dead . I know you'll like him .This is good-to-watch movie . You'll love the settings and the kids . Yeah . So overall ... it would be ...
7/10 .
So the second movie . Here goes .
OLD BOY
Yeah , there you have it . Old Boy . and I have something to tell you .
THIS IS A MUST WATCH MOVIE !
DIRECTED BY PARK CHOON WOOK . A KOREAN MOVIE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAINS TANGLE LIKE IT NEVER TANGLE BEFORE OR YOU WILL TURN INTO SLURPEE !
I'm very very very very satisfied/shocked/gobsmacked/nauseated/sick/obsessed with this movie . This movie is one of the masterpiece in human civilization . I won't tell you the synopsis of this story , as well as the plot , anything whatsoever , like my friend once told me before watching this . " kau kena tengok sendiri doh , kalau tak tak best . "
words couldn't describe this movie . watch it yourself . if you somehow find this movie not interesting , well fuck you and you're not human .
I GIVE THIS MOVIE
10/10 .
Well folks , that's all about today's post . That is reviews . If you somehow find this displeasing . Please tell me . I like direct selling propaganda and bitches anyways . Thanks .
PEACE OUT mofo
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